A funny but true food story

Ok so Monday 4/5/10 the day of my pre-op appointment I am sitting in the parking lot waiting to go upstairs to the Dr's office. I got there a little early because I wanted to make sure I was on time and I didn't know how the traffic was going to be. Anyway, I decided to go ahead and write out my check because I had to give them my check today to pay for the surgery , testing etc. I pull out my checkbook and the check that is starring me in the face has a chocolate truffle in the corner by my name and written across the check in the background is the word "Indulge" .....NEXT....I am not going to write that check to the weight loss Dr. The next check was not any better it had a piece of chocolate cake by my name and said "Bliss" written across the background...AHH NO!! NEXT... Ice Cream sundae with the word "Delicious" ok I only had one more option it would have to do..... a chocolate covered strawberry and the word "Decadent" ok that was going to have to do plus I figured it was the lesser of the evils. Did I mention earlier how much my life was tied to food that I really never stopped and thought about? Of course I got the checks originally because they reminded me of Scrapbook Paper. Pale pink background with polka dots in brown, green and the word written in the background.... but still FOOD! I gave the receptionist the check and she didn't say a thing. It still made me laugh. I guess I will have to find some new "skinny" checks